Hopeless Bloke Said Hopeless Bloke Is Hopeless, Says Hopeless Bloke

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- Aaron Tinney

HOPELESS Bozo Johnson called his Health Secretary Coco Hancock “f***ing hopeless”, says the PM’s hopeless ex-aide.

Bozo: He’s totally f***ing hopeless

PM GOING LOCO IN COCO TEXTS TIRADE

Dominic Cummings has revealed PM Boris “Bozo” Johnson branded Health Secretary Matt Hancock “f***ing hopeless”.

“Knobo” Cummings betrayed his former boss by publishing WhatsApp messages he shared with Bozo in the pandemic.

One Cummings rant from moaned “Coco” was holding up Covid testing.

And the PM hit back: “Totally f***ing hopeless”.