We've all been labouring under the misapprehension that the smiley emoji was a friendly little thing. Turns out he/she’s an absolute scumbag.
Skull and moans!
FLAKES SOBBING AT SMILEY FACE EMOJI
SNOWFLAKE youngsters want the smiley face emoji axed, claiming it is offensive.
But they are happy using the skull symbol instead.
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