Gaffe-prone Gavin “Thicko” Williamson is finally facing expulsion as his “A for All” A-level grades plunged universities into chaos.
Boris “Bozo” Johnson plans to replace him with rising anti-woke Tory star Kemi Badenoch, below right.
Williamson has made a series of blunders, with the final straw this week’s teacher-assessed A-level results in which almost 50% got A or A* grades.
University chiefs are considering entrance exams as they struggle to distinguish between thousands of candidates.
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