A heartless gang of villains from London's East End trashed Kiddy's parties before making their escape with some ill-gotten gains.
But for David Moyes and West Ham, the only charge they are likely to face is robbery without violence.
Plucky Kidderminster Harriers were just two minutes away from becoming the first sixth-tier team to beat atop flight side in the FA Cup's 151-year history.
Sadly, there was only heartbreak for the Midlands side as Declan Rice struck in the stoppage team to cancel out Alex Penny's opener.
Just when they thought fate could not be crueler, they were seconds away from a penalty shoot-out when Jarrod Bowen completed the turnaround in the last breath of extra time.
Shattered Kiddy boss Rusell Penn said: “David Moyes has been great.
He said some really kind words at full-time, he said his side didn't deserve to win.
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