Communist Plumbers Ate All Trump's Votes

Students in human behaviour will study Donald Trump’s last days as President for years, the way biologists study bees.

- Mark Steel

They’ll watch over and over again Trump’s speeches insisting he was cheated, such as: “They’ve been eating my votes. My people in Michigan say all my votes were eaten by a bear that supports Joe Biden. This is bad cheating, I know some fantastic bears but this is a bad bear.”

Then he'll say: “Joe Biden had a number of votes, then they counted more and changed his number, that’s cheating. He started out with nought and everytime they counted more votes they put his number up when we weren’t looking. I won big, very big.”