Man Or Superman?
Mother & Baby India|June 2019

Hell hath no fury like a woman up the duff with a craving for pickle. So, for dads-to-be everywhere, here are M&B’s 10 Commandments for living with a mum-to-be

Man Or Superman?
In the beginning there were words, and the words were ‘Oh, alright, then, as long as you’re quick’. And the man was quick. And the woman said it was ‘good’ – although she was pretty tired and practically asleep. And the man thought his work here was done. No way, matey! For now there’s a baby on the way and there are things to be bought, things to be done and, most importantly, ways to behave.

SO, CHAPS, HERE ARE THE COMMANDMENTS...

1 No part of her ever ‘looks big in that’. Especially her bum, which has never, ever looked better.

This story is from the June 2019 edition of Mother & Baby India.

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