Chris Pascoe's Fun Tales Feeling Blue!
My Weekly|July 15,2017

Our intrepid catsitter is feeling a bit off-colour this week – quite literally

Chris Pascoe's Fun Tales Feeling Blue!

One of the worst things about spending so much time catsitting in other people’s houses, using other people’s possessions, is you don’t really know for sure what anything is.

For instance, I’ve poured salt in my tea before, scalded my fingers with a tap that inexplicably produced instantly boiled water, opened a communication channel with the local police while attempting to switch a light on, washed my hands in body lotion and, worst of all, dyed myself blue.

OK, that last one probably needs a bit of explaining, doesn’t it? How do you go into a perfectly normal home and accidentally dye yourself?

This story is from the July 15,2017 edition of My Weekly.

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