KING'S DIRTY MONEY DEAL!

Lets sex creep Andrew keep castle in return for $3 million

PENNY-PINCHING King Charles caved to his disgraced brother Prince Andrew and agreed to let the sex creep stay indefinitely at the massive Royal Lodge on the grounds of Windsor Castle — so long as he foots nearly $3 million in repair costs!

Palace tattlers snitch the royal cheapskate, 74, was about to exile Andrew, 63, to cozy Frogmore Cottage, previously the home of royal renegades Prince Harry and wife Meghan, when the brothers struck a deal.

Instead of sticking to principles, the tightwad ruler agreed to let Andrew, who shares the lodge with ex-wife Sarah Ferguson, stay as long as he wants provided he shells out $240,000 in roof repairs for the 30-room, seven-bedroom $36 million pad.