WHITEY Whitebeard is happy to answer the phone for you next time an annoying telemarketer calls — he loves nothing more than to monkey with scammers, wasting their time and driving them crackers until they hang up in frustration!
What’s more, Whitey isn’t even human — he’s the digital chatbot invention of Roger Anderson, a 54-year-old California tech nerd who has figured out a fun and surefire way to sabotage unwanted telephone hucksters!
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