Keanu ARRESTED

He’s nicked for drug dealing at Albie’s christening… then brutally attacked by Ravi

- ALISON SLADE

Church-based events in soapland have a habit of going wrong, so we shouldn’t be too shocked that Albie’s christening isn’t as perfect as Keanu and Sharon have hoped.

The bigger surprise is that it’s taking place mere days after Keanu came up with the idea. Clearly, soap churches are available at the drop of a hat – much like soap doctor’s appointments.

Wanting to be the big man, Keanu has insisted on paying for the event himself. But he’s skint, so he’s opted to do some dodgy work for Ravi.