Nicky Haslam's November list of all things naff is issued on a tea towel - or "drying-up cloth", as he calls it - which commands the uncommon price of £40 (NZ$83).
While rude, arbitrary and an almighty cheek, given that styling oneself a "designer" might be considered common and a "celebrity designer" positively vulgar, the Haslam towel has become an institution by inspiring many enthusiastic commoners to mentally marshal their own hot/not lists.
For the susceptible, the list is useful for Christmas budgeting, including, as it does, sundry costly items they can now cross off: cockapoos, craft gin, French ski trips.
For the snobberyresistant, it's a bit of fun to see how many sins they've committed according to the common-o-meter.
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