READERS of a certain age may remember the 1940s radio comedy ITMA (It's That Man Again). One of its characters was the lugubrious Mona Lott. Her catchphrase, "It's being so cheerful that keeps me going," long outlasted the show's demise.
That was eight decades ago but it could have been written about Keir Starmer. Since taking office in July, the Prime Minister has turned gloom and misery into a programme for government - never missing an opportunity to bemoan how terrible everything is because of the "deep rot" left by the previous government.
And if you think things are bad enough now, just you wait, he tells us things "will get worse before they get better".
Next month's Budget, Sir Keir promises, is going to be painful - especially for those who he says can afford to take a hit.
Let's ignore, for the sake of argument, whether he and Chancellor Rachel Reeves are right to talk about a previously undiscovered £22billion "black hole" (they're not). And let's ignore the arguments Ms Reeves has made about inheriting the worst economic mess since World War Two (it's a preposterous idea 1979 was worse by an order of magnitude).
This story is from the September 10, 2024 edition of Daily Express.
Start your 7-day Magzter GOLD free trial to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 9,000+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber ? Sign In
This story is from the September 10, 2024 edition of Daily Express.
Start your 7-day Magzter GOLD free trial to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 9,000+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber? Sign In
Bold Timber still Gunning four a season of glory
JURRIEN TIMBER is still eyeing a clean sweep of trophies, despite the odds stacking up against Arsenal.
'YOUNG IS MAKING ME FEEL OLD'
Dyche braced to face Ashley's son
Willock packs punch in absence of Bruno
MAGPIES CAN THRIVE WITHOUT GUIMARAES
POTTER IS SET FOR HAMMERS HOT SEAT
GRAHAM POTTER will be unveiled as West Ham's new manager this morning after Julen Lopetegui was sacked following just 22 games in charge. Potter, who has been out of work since being dismissed by Chelsea in April 2023, has agreed a two-and-a-half year contract with the Hammers.
Davies urging Posh kids to relax
FORMER Peterborough academy graduate Simon Davies has told Darren Ferguson's youngsters to play without fear at Everton in the FA Cup tonight.
Fans make a mockery of Mikel's ball issues
MIKEL ARTETA has been mocked by Carabao Cup organisers after his bizarre ball moan.
BERGVALL'S SMASH & GRAB
Swede's late strike gives Spurs a slight edge in tie
RFU deal delays surgery decision for Feyi-Waboso
ROB BAXTER revealed decision-making over Immanuel Feyi-Waboso's recovery from a shoulder injury has been complicated by a new RFU player deal.
ICE BERG SINKS SLOT
Reds boss furious after Lucas is let off the hook
United banking on a Mainoo compromise
United are confident they can reach an agreement with Kobbie Mainoo over a new long-term deal.