I laugh when they say these are scenes no one wants to see.. most LOVE to see them

Derby bust-up was handbags but it should have been live

WEE man syndrome was at its worst in the Edinburgh derby at the weekend.

A couple of little nyaffs, a bit of Glasgow slang, going head to head at Tynecastle and it should have been broadcast live on TV for everyone to see it. Napoleon complex I believe it's called.

Steven Naismith and Lee Johnson are guys who look like they could start a fight in an empty house but the battle of Gorgie was handbags at dawn.

I laugh every time a commentator says, 'These are scenes that nobody wants to see' whenever there's a touchline rammy. It's exactly what some people want to see and it was the featherweight dust-up that has become the derby's big talking point.

It wasn't even a proper rammy. I remember coming off the bench for Hibs at Ibrox and Jorge Albertz had Gary Smith by the throat and was sent off,

The next day we were in for training and Gary was slaughtered by the boys for s******* it from The Hammer.