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RUSSIAN top brass are in such short supply that Mad Vlad has sent an obese, vodka-slurping retired general to the frontline in Ukraine.
The 20-stone officer, 67, known as General Pavel, is said to be in charge of special forces operating in the east of the country after his predecessor was seriously injured.
General Pavel, who retired from active service five years ago, is so fat his uniform is specially made and he wears two sets of body armour to cover his girth.
هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة June 26, 2022 من Daily Star Sunday.
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هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة June 26, 2022 من Daily Star Sunday.
ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.
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JUNIOR HITS BIG TIME
Wilkin: Nsemba huge talent
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SLOT: I'VE GOT ANU IDEA
Darwin has evolved into different role
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It could be love at first fright..
GHOST RUINS DATE
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Polka dots in top spot this spring
PATTERN 'A MUST-HAVE'
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PETTING PUPS TOP VALENTINE'S TREAT
Mutts beat 'better halves'
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Pressure is on for best brew
A TEA-drinking boom has gripped Britain this weekend - thanks to changes in air pressure.
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SOPRANOS JAIL
Opera evening at Letby prison
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STAG DON'T
Bachelor bashes no longer big booze fest
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I'M NOT SCAREDY SPICE.!
Girls thought I was crazy
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MOOD MUSIC
Saqib predicts better times