QUE sera sera, whatever will be, will be, we're going to Oswestry.
Chelsea scraped into today's Europa Conference League group draw after a wretched performance with more holes than a block of Swiss cheese.
The Blues had to survive a second-half onslaught and a disgraceful late bombardment of fireworks from Servette fans to reach the "Thursday Night Cup' mainstream.
In the end, Christopher Nkunku's early penalty proved just enough.
But this is why the fallen giants who once conquered Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid and Manchester City to win the Champions League now find themselves in a shoal of minnows where they once swam with sharks.
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