The Day of the Jackal writer, 84, was caught by a speed camera in October and says he paid a fine for driving 7mph over the 30mph limit.
However the best-selling writer and journalist has been hauled before a court after an administrative error - which he insists the Met is to blame for. Forsyth took to his typewriter to bash out an indignant letter to the magistrate, including the suggestion that the police force has not got its priorities in order.
"Fifty years ago, being bilingual in German, I used to slip through the Berlin Wall on errands for the Firm," wrote Forsyth, in a reference to his work for M16.
The East German Stasis would salivate with envy if they had had the surveillance powers of the Met today.
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