Yes folks, there's no other sporting circus that offers as much over-hyped, over-blown and totally ridiculous soap opera drama as the English Premier League.
It makes Love Island look like Downton Abbey, and you could argue there's more fake tan, tattoos and weirdly fluorescent teeth on the average episode of Match of the Day than there is on the reality show about horny nitwits in a villa on Mallorca.
When you stand back and look at English football, it's completely bonkers.
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