Khalistani duplicity at denial of visas

Imagine the irony: people devoted to breaking up India are now livid because the country won't let them in. Yes, dear readers, the same Khalistani supporters who've made a profession out of demonizing India are now bemoaning their visa denials to attend weddings and festivals in the very nation they denounce.

- Ketan Narottam Tanna

Canadian media outlet Global News has thrown its hands up in theatrical despair, reporting that India is asking pro-Khalistani Canadians to denounce terrorism and declare allegiance to the idea of a united India before granting them visas. It's a bit like demanding a "no arson" pledge from someone trying to buy matches-logical, yet deeply upsetting to a firestarter.

Among the teary-eyed complainants is Bikramjit Singh Sandhar, once the president of the Guru Nanak Gurdwara in Surrey-a place known more for Khalistani posters than langar meals.