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Even so, a Mel Stride appearance in this election has a flavour of those mornings in Groundhog Day when Bill Murray's clock radio lurches into life halfway through I Got You Babe. The dormant voter need only hear the genial work and pensions secretary say: "Let's not get too carried away here" to sit bolt upright as grim reality dawns once more.
As the long days pass, these listeners have worked through the emotions: disbelief, anger, resignation, smash radio, restart cycle. Just hearing that Stride is "up next” produces a Pavlovian response: a million-yard stare and the realisation that it is the general election again - it is somehow still the general election - and, indeed, may always be the general election.
And yet, to adapt the words that once graced Mario Balotelli's base layer: "WHY ALWAYS MEL?" Even interviewers playing the Sonny to Mel's Cher have begun to ask where the rest of the cabinet are.
It's hard to say. Ladbrokes? I cannot remember an election where the cabinet has been so invisible in the national campaign. They may as well be in witness protection.
This story is from the June 27, 2024 edition of The Guardian.
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