Kwarteng’s still quasi after all these jeers

Wasn’t it a marvellous idea, to choose who runs the country by asking a few thousand elderly people with huge lawns. And they voted for Liz Truss.

She said she would sort out our problems with energy bills in our homes and she has. Because soon we won’t have a home either, and if you’re living in a park the energy bills are free!

Some people unfairly claim that politicians are lazy and don’t do anything.

But the new Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng has only been in his job three weeks, and already he’s laughed during the Queen’s funeral and destroyed a major Western economy.

The man can’t keep up that pace, he’ll be exhausted.

We often worry that not enough people are interested in politics. But this Prime Minister has changed that. Because now the whole country is asking the two most important political questions, which are: WHAT THE **** is GOING ON? And WHAT THE **** IS ******* GOING ON?