Lauren Pregnant?

She returns home from work unwell. Has Steven’s secret plan worked?

Lauren’s feeling rather icky this week. Now, she could have caught a bug, or just be a bit tired from all the important work she’s been doing in that shiny office. But then again, she could be... pregnant!

If that’s the case, then boyfriend Steven will be cock-a-hoop. He fears he’s losing Lauren to the young and trendy brigade in Canary Wharf, and reckons that saddling her with another kid is the best way to put the kibosh on her career. In fact, he probably won’t rest until he’s turned her into a little Pauline Fowler. Before you know it, he’ll be buying her cardigans.