If David Brent met Donald Trump, what would happen? David Brent loves famous people, so he’d be in awe. That’s the problem with the world — people would get giddy if they met a famous dictator. They might hate what he did but when they meet him they’d go, “Ooh, oh look, oh look, it’s Mussolini! I’ve seen you on the tele.” It’s a worrying thing and the problem in politics — famous people can get votes because most people think, “Well, if they’re on tele all the time, they must be all right.” David Brent would want to sort of impress Trump. He wouldn’t say anything inappropriate to him — he says some inappropriate things, obviously, but… well, how can you say anything inappropriate to Trump? What could you say where Trump hasn’t said a worse thing?
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