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JELLYFISH ATTACK BRIT SWIMMERS

AN invasion of purple jellyfish off the UK coast has left swimmers being hospitalised with \"chemical burn\"-style injuries.

STRICTLY A WASTE OF TIME

AMANDA Abbington and Giovanni Pernice have both insisted they are thrilled with the BBC's report into their bullying scandal.

SANTA SLEIGHED BY HALLOWEEN

We love fright night more than Xmas

LABOUR'S £39BN SURPLUS

Tory says blackhole is fake

IN BEGINNING WAS THE NERD

'Bible proves the Matrix is real'

BIG LEAP FOR MANNKIND

Robins DOSS cals for VAR after ref gives Swans goal

CEK MATES

Reports in his homeland said Tomas was no longer a fan favourite but his equaliser sparked Hammers sing-song.

MEX FACTOR

Fired-up Fulham striker looking the Raul deal again.

POULTRY IN MOTION

Marcus eyes turkey dance repeat.

GEORGE ON FIRE

Williams keeps head to send Wolves through

FIT OF PIQUE

Shaun blasts moaners for lack of table manners

Trick in the book

BRITS LOVE UNREAD \"TOMES FOR HOMES'

I FOUGHT SHARK WITH 4IN KNIFE

Turning teeth into jewellery

Corrie Sue's close 'alien encounter

EERIE ET NOISE AFTER SURGERY

Pope's on the ropes

STUDENTS' BLAST ON WOMEN'S ROLE

BOY, 8, DEAD IN FARM SHOOTING

AN eight-year-old boy has died hours after being shot in the head and face.

KEIR WE GO

'The whopping true cost of PM footie freebies'

FARTING COWS TO SAVE THE PLANET

Manure boosts soil quality for tastier plants

Beckham red card for 'best pal' Gary

'NOT FAMOUS' NEV IS BENCHED

SHORT STAYS IN JAIL 'DO HARM'

Minister: Crims come out worse.

JOSH GETS A BOSHIN'

Brook books decider as Inglis hits boos

KEEP CALM AND CARRY VAUGHAN

'Cursed' prop keen to put heartbreak behind him

IT'S DANCING IN THE DARK FOR DIANNE

STRICTLY'S Dianne Buswell puts on a blindfold to see what her dancer Chris McCausland copes with when he's on the ballroom floor.

Shop horror

WIGS USED TO HIDE SHAME IN CHEMIST

Sick as a robot

SPURS ICON: COMPUTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER FOOTIE SCOUT JOBS

May quits RSPCA in farms row

QUEEN STAR'S FURY OVER KICKED COWS

HOPE TREE FOR FERGUS

A SAPLING spawned from the felled Sycamore Gap tree will be planted in memory of a boy who died of cancer.

It's lion dancing for cubs

FORGET line dancing, these cubs look like a pair of lion dancers as they play fight in the morning sunlight.

Farewell to a true D national treasure

LEGEND HAD GLITTERING FILM CAREER

OF THE INVASION SOGGY RATS

Flushed-out rodents will flood homes