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MOULIN TARGET FOR ROSALLION

SUPERSTAR miler Rosallion is \"a lot brighter\" a week on from his shock last-minute withdrawal from Glorious Goodwood.

DUO FIND WEIGH TO HIT THE RIDES

TWO stars from Channel 5's Big Brits Go Large series have gone viral after testing out popular theme parks to see if they are \"fat friendly\".

Gen Z blokes leading chase for 'cougars

AGE GAP ROLES REVERSED

SAUCY EXPATS

Splash craving of Brits abroad

FOSSIL HUNTER DINOSAUR DEAL

AN amateur fossil hunter who discovered a dinosaur is selling it for £15,000.

I GAVE BIRTH ON M2

Aura pops out on the hard shoulder

BECKY'S FRIGHTY MOUSE

Olympic legend lets out a squeak at hotel of horrors

'Soothing' Irish accents can go on, go on, go on

TED TALK BY DUBLINERS IS SEXY WINNER

No-go Britain

FOREIGN VISITORS TOLD UK IS 'RISKY'

GULL-DENEYE

'Chip thieves' put off by 007 stance

ROD'S PROD AT ORANGE TRUMP

Rock'n droll star Stewart enrages Tango man's fans

I genuinely should not be here after what happened

FLINTOFF OPENS UP ABOUT CRASH PAIN

FAREWELL TO A CRICKET LEGEND

ECB: One of our finest batters

Dawn's electric shocker by dad!

STAR GIVEN WILLIES BY TROUBLING SIGHT

BRITS URGED TO LEAVE LEBANON

UK military aids evacuation

BOFFIN: GREENLAND THAW TO SINK CITIES

SCIENTISTS claim we are underestimating the risks of \"catastrophic\" sea-level rises.

KEELY OBSESSED WITH WINNING

KEELY HODGKINSON produced an exhibition of front-running to seal her spot in tonight's 800m final, before admitting: \"I've been thinking about this moment every day for the past year.\"

NOAH STOPPIN' HIM

Lyles on top of the world after all-time classic

THE SCHEFF IS COOKIN'

Scottie rises to top as Tommy left to simmer

NEW BAWLS PLEASE

Super Serb Novak lets it all out after victory

MINCH BY INCH

Disciplined Elliot follows Warnock way to success

ZAK'S ALL FOLKS

Crawley done for the summer after fracture

FAKE MEWS!

'Cat' tricks boffins to highlight science fraud

BE NICE TO AI

Polite questions get better answers by bots

I hear you're running out of priests father

CHURCH PLEA FOR MORE TO JOIN CLERGY

Show yer dad Jacob a bit of toff love

MOGG SPROGS TOLD TO CALL HIM 'TW*T'

YOUR DAILY STAR IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH

A laugh a day does keep the doctors at bay

The secret to long life is.. SEAWEED

EAT IT AND TAKE A BATH IN IT!

TRUMP'S 'WEIRD' HISSY FIT

Orange manbaby & fans fume over juvenile' jibe

MEDALS COUNT ON UP

And the gold medal for having a couple of Babychams then trying to copy finely tuned Olympians but instead ending up in A&E goes to..