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CLIPITY KLOPP

Arne played vids of Reds to show how it's done

WOOD FIRED UP

Pace ace gunning for old enemy

DOCS FIND DNA DEAFNESS CURE

Breakthrough therapy hailed as 'astounding'

PIC-NICKED!

Rain robs us of outdoor eating

TIME TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT!

Stars tackle TV & film bullies

HAVE A WORD WITH YOURSELF

Killjoy bot warns users 'bin booze.. & start a pension

ACTION IS A DRIP IN THE OCEAN

Water firms fines ‘farce’

Fear for fans

‘FACING DEATH’ AT SAUDI WORLD CUP

Nudge! Nudge! Elvis was secret Python superfan

PRESLEY QUOTED SILLY SKETCH

X-FILES: TRUTH IN 5 MONTHS!

US chiefs told to share flying saucer secrets

The bravest of the brave

ROYALS IN TEARS AS HEROES HAILED

Platt's yer lot

CORRIE’S HELEN LEAVES GAIL ROLE AFTER 50 YEARS

BIGGLES TV TAX CLAIM WAS A 'LIE'

‘He must apologise’

RETURN TRIPP

Kieran fit and ready to go four it in Germany

NOVA AND OUT

Djok faces battle of wounded knee to remain at top

PREMIUM BOND

Preston rose to Challenge

Megan: I'm back into the rhythm

FOOTIE STAR TAKES HEART

BONER IDLE

Sperm swimming slower' is blamed on sluggish fellas

Singing from the same grim sheet

OFFICE WORKERS' MOST HATED JARGON REVEALED

CHOC-A-MOCK!

Oompa Loompas flop becomes Fringe show

STEPHEN'S GOT PULLING TOWER

Lanky funnyman a 'meeting point'

New job Bozo?

LIAR IS NEW MR MAN

BIDEN SON 'GOT A GUN WHILE HIGH'

'Crackhead' Prez boy on trial

Strewth: Aussies target Brit army

SQUADDIES TO BE LURED IN BY HIGH WAGES

Always look on the sh*te side of life!

PYTHON ERIC: UK IS CRAP

Leaders go toe to toe

RISHI & KEIR'S TV CLASH

LET'S FOG-ET BOZZZZZZNIA

Cole and Trent wake up sleepy Lions

Pass master Trent worth central role

KOP ACE CAN PROVIDE SPARK

CURRIE 'N RISE

Scots ace aiming to have last laugh on joker Jot

ISLAM BLAM

Now Russian targets Brit ace Leon