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POLLY ME PINT OF FINEST BEER

Parrots join pair down their local

They drink.. it's Haal over

PEP FOOTIE ACES PARTY TILL DAWN

I'LL BE THERE FOR WOOOOO

Matt ghost visits Courteney for chats

HIGH-FIVE GOODBYE (FOR NOW ANYWAY)

Hayes says she will return if Blues ever need her after clinching fifth title before leaving for USA boss job

JOSH IS WON OF A KIND

Fans are seeing double with Murphy again as his strikes send Oxford up

OVER THE BLUE MOON

Guardiola's singing in the reign

GUNS HAV DEFIANCE

Kai winner helps runners-up go out with heads held high

GYPSY STING

Usyk finds the inner strength to tame Tyson

FANS IN 30-DAY TAY TAY 'DETOX"

Swilties are taking a break from singing star

Yobbo peacock terrorises town

SQUAWKING BIRD WRECKS SLEEP

Shaz so bugged by ninja invaders

SWIMMER Sharron Davies said her arm aches from constantly spraying rampaging caterpillars munching their way through her garden.

CURRY ARGY-BHAJI

Battle over Cockney Ruby Murray name

SEX GOD JEZZA: I AM A PORKER

But fatties like me are neither lazy nor sickly

THE GREATESTS

Pep makes history with 4 City titles in row as Klopp quits Liverpool leaving Anfield in tears

PO victims given just £900 each POSTMASTERS FACE FURTHER INJUSTICE

VICTIMS of the Post Office scandal are getting as little as £900 in personal injury compensation.

You've gotta roll-up with it

NOEL: LEGAL POT COULD FUND NHS

MoD LOSES £1BILLION TO FRAUD

Con cash would buy dozen jets

SON OF A GUN!

Mikel has faith despite Art-break of Spurs miss

HELL OF FAME

Tyson: It's torture being hounded

MAX RAGE

Hamilton block adds to Dutchman's woe

MATCH FIX ROW REF FACING BOOT

Held up cup after sending off 3 players

Rubiales defends his kiss

LUIS Rubiales insists his World Cup kiss with Jenni Hermoso was consensual.

HAPPY ENDING

'Solution to sticky tape nightmare'

Titles will be all Ty-ed up

Fury's a belting singer

POPE'S DOPES

Bishops fooled by `miracles'

WATER BOSS: I DESERVE £3.2M SALARY

..even though leaks were up by one third

MONKEYS' TOOLS OF THE TRADE

MONKEYS are catching up with humans by using tools to carry out tasks like digging, cracking nuts and opening tough fruit.

I'm a trinket man

ELTON'S PILE OF TREASURE

Rishi rich gets even er.. richer

BIGGLES HITS THE JACKPOT

STRICTLY STAR GIO IS PROBED BY BBC

‘String of serious complaints’ by glitterball celebs