Man Or Superman?

Hell hath no fury like a woman up the duff with a craving for pickle. So, for dads-to-be everywhere, here are M&B’s 10 Commandments for living with a mum-to-be

In the beginning there were words, and the words were ‘Oh, alright, then, as long as you’re quick’. And the man was quick. And the woman said it was ‘good’ – although she was pretty tired and practically asleep. And the man thought his work here was done. No way, matey! For now there’s a baby on the way and there are things to be bought, things to be done and, most importantly, ways to behave.

SO, CHAPS, HERE ARE THE COMMANDMENTS...

1 No part of her ever ‘looks big in that’. Especially her bum, which has never, ever looked better.