ANDREW HOMELESS!

King evicting brother from $36M royal lodge in final push to sever all ties with dirty duke

SEX CREEP Prince Andrew is being evicted from a hunting lodge on the Windsor Castle grounds by older brother King Charles, who wants to exile the dirty Duke of York to the Middle East, where he'll be out of the public eye and the monarchy's hair, royal courtiers say.

Desperate and cash-strapped Andrew, 63, is now in a total panic and whining he'll be forced to live like a commoner without hunts and posh shooting parties - if he continues to live in Britain, courtiers tell GLOBE.

But Charles, 74, isn't cutting his ego-crazed sibling any slack and intends to slash Andrew's allowance from the Sovereign Grant this year. The annual grant delivered every April - consists of tax monies given to support the royal family. The monarch divides the cash, and Andrew's slice of the pie is going to be much, much smaller, courtiers say.