PETE & KIM ARE KAPUT!

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GENTLEMEN aren't supposed to tell, but sources insist tattooed comic Pete Davidson is tattling his affair with older Kim Kardashian crashed after nine months because the reality TV queen was a snooze in the sack!

At the same time, Kim's rapper-ex Kanye West, who'd jealously attacked the SNL poster boy on social media, gloated over the breakup by posting a mocking fake newspaper page with the headline: "Skete Davidson Dead at Age 28."

Meanwhile, CRE 41-year-old Kardashian's pals are trying to save her face by insisting "the chemistry between Pete and Kim is still there" but distance and clashing schedules sparked the split.