DESPERATE FOR DATES

In the last week of January, Kim Kardashian's Instagram account showed the Skims founder skiing in Aspen, getting gussied up by a full glam squad, and showing off the 130 Balenciaga bags in her closet (as part of her new gig as a brand ambassador for the design house).

Sister Khloé Kardashian, meanwhile, joined the "mob wife" trend on social media, posting posh pictures of herself wearing furs over a Gucci bikini in the snow.

Between them, the sisters boast a staggering 675M Instagram followers, and for those fans they always project an image of having it all...but that's not actually the case. "Although Kim and Khloé have everything that money can buy, they don't have love," laments an insider. "Men are running the other way! The sisters both talk about how desperate they are for a date."

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