THE FUNNIEST THING SAW THIS WEEK....

Vacations. Fun in the sun with some added liquid charisma. Now, usually that’s the end of the list when you think of relaxing by the pool, but for this trip there was a little extra dash of something interesting. Death. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Stop! You can’t do a comedy piece on people dying!” but trust me, it’s good.

So, there I was sitting with my buddies the poolside at a low-rate 3-star hotel like the classy guy I am when a commotion breaks out. A crowd of people have surrounded a lady, looking to be about 75, and her still husband. The woman was in tears as the people around her began to stress and become frantic.

Two people were on the phone desperately trying to call an ambulance. It was when the phone operator asked for an address people lost their minds. For no one had thought to remember the address of a run-down hotel/motel, so the conversation stopped.