TURKEY DAY FOOTBALL GAMES & PARADES PREDICTIONS

As the resident sports guy for Kandy magazine I was given a very odd assignment, Thanksgiving football and parades. My initial reaction to our all-knowing editor was, “Is this a joke? What do I know about parades?” Needless, to say, it was not a very compelling argument.

Here is what I know about parades. There are two parades every year, one on Thanksgiving with a lot of hot air balloons or helium or some sort of gas keeping them afloat that rise above the streets of New York City and another parade on January 1st consisting of floats made of roses, crawling through the streets of Pasadena, California. Hold on a second, I just remembered a third parade, St. Patrick’s Day parade which, if memory serves me correct, has no floats or balloons. Only a bunch of drunken Irishmen walking the streets of NYC. Isn’t that what we called a Friday night in New York before Covid?