SPACED-out staff are bosses to phoning say they won't be in because they've been kidnapped by aliens.
Stargazing skivers have claimed they were snatched by E.T. and needed time off to recover.
Some reckoned they had been experimented on by little green men, while others said they were taken away in UFOS.
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