I PAY for sex because it's easier than me forming relationships.
Partnerships are tricky and being part of a regular couple is hard work. I'm sick of having my heart broken and my bank account emptied, so I stick to glamorous escorts instead.
I like the variety and the adoration. The women I date never answer back. And if I pay enough money, they do anything I want in bed. It's win, win for me.
I'm at an age (37) where I want things done my way.
My first full-time girlfriend, at 18, loved to quarrel. She'd argue that black was white just to wind me up. Going anywhere with her was exhausting because she'd always be looking for a fight.
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She queried every restaurant bill and was always trying to get something for nothing. We split when I discovered she was sleeping with my best friend.
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