A POLICE dog has been drummed out of the force aged two because she is too lazy.
Lissy the Labrador has been "retired" after showing signs she was reluctant to do her job of detecting firearms and cash.
Police chiefs showed her the door for "work avoidance".
Lissy has been retired as a pet to a loving forever home.
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