I HATE driving because I never know where I'm going.
Last week, I was driving absentmindedly and my wife suddenly said: "Hey, you missed a right!" I said: "Thanks babe.
You Mrs Right!" This morning, I accidentally changed the voice on my GPS to a male one. Now it just says: "It's around here somewhere.
Keep driving." I was heading to a funeral and I felt uncomfortable pulling into the cemetery.
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