This means that the Terminator genre of science fiction stands discredited. But we mustn't despair, because a fun hack has shown that following the loosening of norms in scientific publishing and the entry of digital entities in education, even a house cat can pose as a renowned scientist and get away with it.
The present learned cat is Larry Richardson. He is technically the uncle of researcher Reese Richardson, since he is his grandmother's cat. He was enrolled into the research rat race to overawe pioneering Siamese cat academic FDC Willard, whose initials stand for Felis Domesticus Chester. FDC Willard is not a fraud. He studies helium. He entered STEM when his human, professor emeritus of physics and astronomy at Michigan State University, Jack Hetherington, wrote a paper solo using the royal 'we'. Instead of laboriously replacing 'we' with 'T' throughout, he promoted his cat to researcher and shared credit with him.
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