Tories scoff at poor

Sarnie snark amid food crisis shows clueless Cons are still the nasty party

- KEIR MUDIE

What's your late-night speciality? You know, back from the pub, you don't want to handle sharp implements, convenience over aesthetics, a rapid injection of protein and carbs before bed.

For me, it is and has always been - a fishfinger sandwich, preferably on white bread, with sauce. For a long time it was ketchup, then I had a brown phase, now it's Heinz Curry. But I am, as always, open to suggestions.

Sandwiches are never far from my mind. Probably the greatest human invention. Top five, at least.

The world's most expensive sandwich is a cheese sandwich, according to Guinness World Records. The Quintessential Grilled Cheese was served at the Serendipity 3 restaurant in New York in October 2014.