A Bit Tied Up!

Chris's inexperience at dog walking has chaotic results

- Chris Pascoe

Velma the dog. The irony of that name only hit me when we started looking after her for a week at our place while her owners were on holiday. Scooby Doo's the dog; Velma's his geeky human, but hey-ho, I've got over worse things. Move on Pascoe. 

It's been fun looking after little Velma, and when I say fun, I mean a nightmare. As mentioned last week, Lorraine's threat to hold a little dog on her arms while continually singing, "little dog, little dog" was duly carried out, but that was only the start of the horrors that unfolded.