JAMES EARL JONES' DYING REGRET

Broke Darth Vader turned down piece of Star Wars profits

REBEL VANNA SEEING SAJAK ON THE SLY!

Dishing all the dirt about Wheel & Ryan

TAYLOR & TRAVIS FRANTIC TO PROVE THEY'RE REAL DEAL

Fighting bizarre buzz their romance is just for show

GOSSELIN SON: CRUEL KATE ZIP-TIED ME & LOCKED ME IN CELLAR

THE tragic Jon & Kate Plus 8 feud between reality star mom Kate Gosselin and 20-year-old son Collin has exploded again with his bombshell charge that she cruelly tortured him as a kid — binding him hand and foot and locking him away in a dark basement room like a prisoner of war!

COURT ORDERS DIDDY TO PAY SEX ACCUSER HEFTY $100M

Rapper didn't respond to suit

BRAGGART BITTEN BY WORLD'S MOST POISONOUS SNAKE!

Hospitalized after boasting on video he was in control

RUSSIAN WHALE KILLED AS SPY!

Critter shot multiple times

HOW OUTCAST HARRY SPENDS SPARE TIME

Stressed-out prince takes it very easy

81 ANIMALS DIE IN GUN RAMPAGE

Beast collared hiding by farm

BODY SNATCHER INVADES VEGAS

Caught stealing casket & corpse after beer bender

SOBER DREW: MY SHAMEFUL ALCOHOL BLACKOUTS

FORMERLY hard-drinking Drew Barrymore brought herself to the brink of tears as she admitted her shame over years of boozing and blacking out!

AW FOOEY!

Married rocker Grohl admits to secret love child

MONSTER MOM CASEY WRECKS NEW HOME!

Runs off to shack up with married daddy

BRUCE'S WIFE IS FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE

Patti ravaged by blood disease

KATE FINALLY CANCER FREE!

William breathes sigh of relief as doctors end chemo

LETTERMAN &LENO STILL FEUDING OVER CARSON CROWN

LEGENDARY late-night rivals Jay Leno and David Letterman are still squabbling over who was the true apple of the late TV titan Johnny Carson’s eye, say sources.

MARTHA RALLIES ROUND OLD RIVAL RACHAEL

Health fears for chef Ray

J.LO DRINKING TO NUMB DIVORCE PAIN

JILTED Jennifer Lopez is trying to numb the pain of being dumped by hubby Ben Affleck with booze, according to insiders who say her inner circle is terrified she’ll plunge into a dark abyss.

LIONEL CRUSHING ON CO-STAR CARRIE

New Idol judge under his skin

SKINNY ANGELINA HAS BONE TO PICK

Riled at critics who claim she's dangerously thin

DISAPPOINTED DUSTIN LEAVING HOLLYWOOD!

Movie flop smashes ego

TAMRA FACES UGLY TRUTH!

Own mom trashes her new nip/tucks

FAT CAT TAYLOR HELPS TRAVIS BUILD FORTUNE!

PIGSKIN superstar Travis Kelce is rolling in dough after nabbing a bunch of major paydays, but insiders say the Kansas City Chiefs jock is leaning on his billionaire superstar lover, Taylor Swift, for investment tips so he won't blow his fortune.

BIG APPLE GAL COLLARED FOR BITING PIT BULL

Claims she's disciplining unruly pooch

HOMESICK HARRY'S QUITTING AMERICA AND HIS MARRIAGE!

Fed up with Meghan's California dream

TV HOUSEWIFE'S HUBBY CONVICTED IN $15M THEFT

GUILTY geezer Tom Girardi the estranged husband of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills beauty Erika Jayne was convicted in L.A. of embezzling more than $15 million from clients of his shuttered California law firm!

WHOOPI BEING PAIN IN BUTT OVER NEW DIGS

Giving View a black eye with tantrum over bathroom

RACH PANIAEL OUT OF FRYING PAN & INTO THE FIRE!

TV chef's slurred words cook up new health controversy

G-MEN SMASH CHINA SPY RING IN GOV'S OFFICE

Accused enemy agents lived like royalty

KIM GETS HER KICKS SPOILING SOCCER STUD

Serious crush on Jude Bellingham