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WHAT THE BUCK?

Deer raids restaurant

TRUMP LOSING HIS MARBLES!

Doctors claim politician, 77, suffers from early dementia

CUNNING CUT THROATS!

Couple nailed for tossing wounded sucker off bridge

TIM'S TV SON CUTS FELONY PLEA DEAL!

HOTHEADED Home Improvement tool Zachery Ty Bryan pleaded guilty to felony assault in Oregon — nearly three months after his domestic violence arrest, officials say.

CAMILLA TURNS SCREWS ON KATE!

Determined to put William's wife in her place before king quits

RICHARD MOLL DIED HATING TV JUDGE HARRY

TOWERING actor Richard Moll — the gentle giant Bailiff Bull Shannon on the ’80s sitcom Night Court — died detesting his diva co-star Harry Anderson, who wasn’t like the nice-guy judge he played, sources reveal.

MATTHEW PERRY KILLED HIMSELF!

Sullen Friends star was bitter & alone at end

PRINCE ALBERT REIGN OF TERROR EXPOSED!

Monaco ruler's secret police silence all critics including his wife

REALITY'S KIM SELLS FALSIES!

SEXPOT Kim Kardashian catapulted to riches and fame on the back of a leaked porn video showing her romping in bed with a boyfriend, and now she’s using her racy rep to hustle push-up bras with fake nipples!

F-BOMBS AWAY!

Kelly scolded for talking dirty

NIP/TUCKS KEEP BETTE MIDLER LOOKING DIVINE

BODACIOUS Bette Midler has finally admitted she’s a nip/ tuck freak and sources blab the 77-year-old Divine Miss M is splurging on face fixes to look young and keep her 39-year marriage steamy!

JON VOIGHT CRUSHING ON MERYL!

Making play for red-hot mama

BEATTY BORES WIFE TO TEARS

Dick Tracy, 86, lost his mojo

SAJAK & SEACREST GO TO WAR!

Mind games trash talk behind scenes at Wheel

PRISCILLA NIP/TUCK RISKS KISS OF DEATH

EXPERTS say one of the major reasons to study history is to learn from past mistakes.

WHAT JORAN'S PARENTS TOLD NATALEE'S MOM

Dad sweated bullets during showdown

PRENATAL DIET SODA TRIPLES AUTISM RISKS!

Boys impacted more than girls

BURGLAR BEARS CHOW DOWN ON HOME COOKIN'!

Families cower as bruins gobbl BBQ lasagna

KING CHARLES QUITS!

Slammed hy heart crisis killer stress as he turns 75

RICH KID CHARGED IN BMW BLOODBATH

Crash leaves 4 coeds dead

DUMPED DOC KILLS BEAUTY - & HIMSELF!

Fatal shots in the head

MARTHA MASHES GOOPY GWYNETH!

Takes victory lap as snarky rival packs it in

BRITNEY LIVING IN A HELLHOLE!

Avalanche of filth buries bipolar beauty

PARANOID TRUMP'S BACK AGAINST WALL!

Fears he can't escape prison as inner circle cuts plea deals

GUTFELD IS A GOINER!

Hated FOX host looking to jump, not get pushed

MERYL & HUBBY LIVED 6-YEAR LIE!

THREE-time Oscar winner Meryl Streep confesses she’s only been acting married for the past six years!

DE NIRO GETS SUDDEN CASE OF COLD FEET

Marriage to baby mom is on hold

TOM & IRINA SHAKE IT OFF

FOOTBALL great Tom Brady's pass at romance with Russian supermodel Irina Shayk has fallen incomplete the two have gone their separate ways! Sources say there was no unsportsmanlike conduct surrounding the bust-up but rather the fleeting love match simply fizzled out

GARTHZILLA BIGFOOTS NASHVILLE!

Celeb saloon rivals quaking in terror over Brooks' bar

WHATTA PAIN IN THE NECK!

Hungry giraffe trashes SUV at Texas game park