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TAXI FOR DYCHE!

The timing might have been a little off, but ambitious new owners TFG give Toffees boss a one-way fare out of Goodison and signal their intention to bring the glory days back to the Blue half of Merseyside... in their spanking new stadium

MARTINEZ WANTS CUP THRILLS AT VILLA

EMI MARTINEZ is targeting FA Cup glory with Aston Villa. The Argentine keeper (right) has set out his stall in typically forthright fashion.

BLADES FIND ASH TOO HOT TO HANDLE

CIAN ASHFORD struck the only goal as Cardiff surprised Sheffield United by dumping them out of the FA Cup.

Things can only get Beto, Dave

IF David Moyes watched this tie, he might think again about making a return to Merseyside. The expected successor to Sean Dyche in the Goodison Park hot-seat will have an FA Cup fourth-round clash to contend with later this month. But this was hardly a performance to stir Blue blood just hours after Dyche departed.

RAUL SPOT ON FOR SILVAWARE

Cottagers cruise past Hornets as Marco's men look worth a bet

I'LL MAKE HAMMERS HAPPY AGAIN

New boss Potter promises fans he'll be the great entertainer

'Nice Berg will sink top clubs'

DOMINIC SOLANKE thinks Lucas Bergvall is just getting started after the teenager earned Tottenham a slender advantage in their Carabao Cup semi-final. Bergvall (above), 18, joined from a different context and was being eased in by Spurs head coach Ange Postecoglou. But their injury crisis has led to starts in the past two games and he capped an impressive performance against Liverpool on Wednesday by scoring his first goal for the club.

WAG tale from Coleen!

LOVE this from Coleen Rooney on the infamous WAG base in Baden-Baden at World Cup 2006. \"The place was tiny. We couldn't stay in a hotel all day. We had to go out and get food and enjoy ourselves but... they (the media) exaggerated things and made out that we were having parties every night.

TOLL OF TWO CITYS

Robinson: Clubs are worlds apart ...but it's nice to know superstars like Pep suffer sleepless nights too

'Reds broke my heart in famous 4-3 game... I've never been fond of them since'

STANLEY MIDFIELDER CONNEELY ON THE NIGHT HIS BELOVED TOON BLEW TITLE IN ANFIELD THRILLER

That's rich... TGL is just a money tee

DID anyone catch the opening match of the TGL (which might stand for Tomorrow's Golf League... but that is not 100 percent confirmed) from the SoFi Center in Palm Beach, Florida?

25 years on, the culture of dissent is alive and kicking (and spitting and cursing)

WITH his clipboard, laptop, or whatever, Sipke Hulshoff cuts a semi-important figure on the Liverpool bench.

ANDY'S ANGER MANAGEMENT

Murray has no problem facing a Novak verbal volley when he is coaching, although he admits the job 'will be stressful'

A SAINT FOR LIFE? OX

After signing for them at 14, Knowles' ambition is to be a one-club man

More weather chaos

THE big freeze yesterday claimed tomorrow's Unibet Classic Chase card at Warwick and Kempton's Lanzarote Hurdle programme hangs in the balance.

LULAMBA PUNT SLAMMED

Triumph gamble is 'ridiculous' says Hendo

LEW LA LA

Ludlam loving life in south of France

LUKE'S RYDERS ON STORM

LUKE DONALD gave his potential Ryder Cup players a taste of what to expect at Bethpage as he hailed the \"massive importance\" of this week's Team Cup.

A murder most medieval

EVERYTHING goes a bit medieval as this new series starts, with Father Brown fatally stabbed with a sword. Fortunately it's just a battle reenactment. Well, it is at first... Charismatic priest Father Brown, played by Mark Williams, is back to solve more mysteries in the sleepy (yet, surprisingly murder-riddled) Cotswold village of Kembleford.

A Starr is reborn

There is no calculation about Ringo's return to country, no Svengali telling him it's the 'in' market to crack.

Never too late to take control of your finances

Millennials and Gen Zs can follow a different path from their parents, finance expert Charlotte Jessop reveals

Five new books to read this week

The Players by Minette Walters, hardback £20 (ebook £7.99)

Primal screams

Writer-director Halina Reijn's unflinching study of female sexuality is bookended by orgasms, all captured in exquisite, unabashed close-up on the face of Nicole Kidman.

Tesco makes vow on prices

CHALLENGES AHEAD BUT SALES UP 3.7%

Cat cafe fighting dog salon move

The owner of a cat cafe is raging over plans to open a dog grooming salon in a neighbouring shop.

Wedding bells hell in shouty car share

Dear Coleen I have a big problem with my husband and my mum. My sister is getting married in Scotland in April, but the three of us, plus our son, live in South East England.

Chain of Hope offers a warm welcome

AS temperatures hit a bitter minus 11C this week, Mel Rumble was out clearing the icy pavement to the Our Place community centre.

Raiders seen carting shed away on CCTV

TWO thieves have been caught on camera carrying a shed out of a garden. CCTV captured them emptying the 4ft store, selecting tools worth £100, before cutting at the base, and carting the shed away.

Takeaway is blocked over obesity fears

PLANS to open a takeaway have been blocked by council bosses as children in the area are overweight. Woody's Pizza owner Colum Hustler claims its recipes have minimal salt and sugar, and said it would buy ingredients from the local market. But plans for a take-away in the town of Bacup, Lancs, were foiled when Rossen-dale council refused the plan because of child obesity levels.

I'm Speedo body ready this time.

Love Island hunk Curtis in shape after being fat-shamed on show