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I'll park the cuss

SLOT ADMITS GOODISON RANT WAS A 'MISTAKE'

TARTAN TWIST

Fin chose Red Rose despite family's strong Scots links

Poste puts Mr Grumpy on ice

ANGE POSTECOGLOU has reserved the right to remain grumpy - even though Tottenham's massive injury crisis could soon be over.

LOVELY JUBILEE

Thomas stayer can land Haydock prize

OFFICIAL: OLD GITS ARE MORE GRUMPY

Youngsters kinder and more understanding

FROM EAST END TO TINSEL TOWN

Danny bags a role in Christmas movie

BATTLE OF THE BIG BREAKFAST

Boozers take on cafes

'Doting' granny best in the UK

SUPERGRAN Jeanette Townsend has been crowned the UK’s greatest grandparent.

Pressure? I've got it Amor than you, Ange!

WELL, I AM AT BIGGER CLUB TAUNTS RUBEN

Trump now part of the axis of evil

Dictator trump's america should now be added to axis of evil. He has condemned the western coalition NATO in favour of communism hence his closeness to Mad Vlad Putin (wanted for war crimes against humanity in Ukraine) & his closeness to Kim Jung Ung North Korea, yet penalising all countries with levies & even VAT, which he hasnt got a clue about. Laurence

Death of screechy recorders

SQUEAKY classroom favourite the recorder faces dying out, a top musician has warned.

RED HOT Sainz backing man who took his seat

CARLOS SAINZ lost out at Ferrari when the Italian team decided to ditch him and lure Lewis Hamilton from Mercedes.

Pope fears

HOSPITAL OVER FRANCIS LUNGS

Karl: I'd be movie Marvel..

IS it a bird, is it a plane? No, it could be rappers Krept & Konan soon.

WOLVES ON THE UP VIT NEW TALENT

WOLVES boss Vitor Pereira thinks his side are now in a better place compared to when he first took over the Molineux job.

DEL BOY TARGETS HIPPO HUNTERS

Fury over UK ghouls' vile ‘trophies'

BEAVERS BACK TO SAVE UK

BEAVERS are spreading across the country and helping to save Britain.

SOPHIE'S A POLE STAR

SINGER Sophie Ellis-Bextor said she found a trip to Poland to hear the stories of Ukrainian refugee children \"truly inspiring\" The 45-year-old visited Warsaw ahead of the three-year anniversary of the Russia invasion in her role as an ambassador for Save The Children.

TEO'S ON THE BREW

Catterall plots to belt up against loudmouth Lopez

Movie icon told to go for top job

HOLLYWOOD legend Robert De Niro is being touted as the next US President.

Ratcliffe: Stop axing staff & use your cash

Jimi Peters DISS Wow, O'Sullivan gets exhausted walking round a snooker table.

HOLIDAY BRITS PAIN IN SPAIN

Majorca locals: Tourists not welcome

Don't do a Bridget

IF Bridget Jones were real she would risk an early death from chardonnay, ciggies and calories, boffs warn.

Hang on to your hard hat

REEVES BRICKING IT

Hole lotta luck, times two!

GOLFER REPEATS ACE FEAT

BRAND ADDICTS' CHARITY CLOSES

RUSSELL Brand has axed his charity for addiction and mental health support.

Christine: This is gonna be my year

HITTING the town in a strapless black mini dress, Christine McGuinness looks better than ever.

Battle over right to use Bond name

JAMES Bond is facing his biggest threat yet – a Dubaibased property developer who wants to exploit his name.

HUSH MONEY

Library worker in £7k payout over job noise

FOURGET IT

Enzo says fans must get real and accept Blues can't win 'em all!