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How to remember what you just can't remember
SECRET IS, YOU KNOW ..THINGUMMY WOTSIT
AS YOU WAR
Tribute band: Let Noel & Liam sing for world peace
What do we want? A four-day week. When do we want it? NOW!
WORKERS CAN DEMAND NEW WORK PATTERN
Big £22k Beano
2P COMIC (& MASK) WORTH A FORTUNE
MCVEY IN NAZI ROW
Smoking ban tweet's slammed
THERE'S MO FUN AHEAD
Salah shrugs off contract talk to warn arch rivals
He used to drive the mini-bus at Coventry. Now Carsley thinks he's the one to steer our boys to major glory
NEW BOSS LOOKING TO JOIN THE FAST LANE
ENZO GETS A BIG SCARE
Blues almost blow it after Nkunku fires in from spot
JOE JUST SO TONDERFUL
Root joins Cook at the top with 33rd century
LOVED UP
Reality TV show gave me Brand new lease on life
BLUNDER BOULT
Katie 'too passive' as Brit No1 crashes out
DATERS HEADING DOWN THE AISLE
Lonely shoppers get fruity to land a lover
It's a Boredeaux
VINTAGE YEAR FOR BELGIUM'S PLONK
STRICTLY AMY BACK FOR BIG GROUP HUG!
Cancer survivor's big tribute
Generation unsafe sex
TEENS RISK DISEASES & PREGNANCY
Wongawall! £270 for Oasis tickets
OASIS tickets costing nearly £270 have been branded \"extortionate\".
SHARK HORROR
Beast bites off teenager's head
PHONE MUGGER STOLE MY FACE'
Thief used 'selfie' to access bank app
Ochelympics is too big for the Olympics
..SAYS DARTS BOSS
DOGS MASTER HUMAN TALK
Especially if you say Walkies or Sausages!
Timber!!! Brits not got wood
FOOD WILL BE PRIORITY
Feeling the grass under her paws for first time
LIONESS YUNA IN UKRAINE RESCUE
BITE NIGHT
Mozzies & giant spiders are lovin warmer evenings
Garage: I'll bar myself
SNUB TO CIG BAN PUB GARDENS
Boffs: We've found Loch Less Monster
IT'S SIZE OF A PIN HEAD
IT'S PAYBACK TIME
Ten Hag has to deliver after Ineos splash cash
WILLOCK & A WAHEY!
Joe & Co sneak Toon through
WELL OUT OF ORDER
Saints boss Paul so sorry for turning against team
Harry Potter and Goblet of Fuhrer
Wizarding world just like Hitler's Germany'
STUBBLE'S THE WAY TO GROW
It's a fella's sexiest facial hair