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Bog roll wipemare
CUSTOMERS RANT AT LOO 'RIP-OFF'
BOFFS AI ROBOTS ARE SAFE
Tech predictable and can't think for itself'
Third time plucky..
FORMER MARINE 'SERIAL HOSTAGE'
Razor: Doctors gave me just 2 months to live
RUDDOCK SHARP AFTER HEART OP
Ochelympics
DARTS AIM FOR GAMES IN 2028
Household chores make men happy*
BLOKES would be much happier if they did more washing up, boffins claim.
French toasted
TEMPS RISE, STAFF SKIVE
RIOT THUGS FACE 10 YEARS IN JAIL
Shift to heftier charges will `deliver justice'
Rylan: I'm so macho
TELLY STAR: I LOVE BEER AND FOOTIE
CHECK THE GUY ISN'T PREGGERS
Pre-X-ray quiz for fellas
ERLING GETS NOD AT 17-2
City have right tool PLUS Hammers to nail handicap
TAYLOR MADE RETURN
Lyle is ready to shine at his old stomping ground
Abraham Cherries' pick
BOURNEMOUTH will consider a move for Tammy Abraham as they look to replace Tottenham-bound Dominic Solanke.
IT'S A DOM DEAL
Ange hits £65m target as ace Harry returns
Countdown for Ten
PRESSURE ON ERIK IS BUILDING UP
Zzzzzzz TOP
Robins relies on sleeping giants
HENRY HIT BY LATE SERG
French resistance broken by extra-special Camello
Oh yes he is!
PANTO VILLAIN WILL LAP UP THE BOOS
THE LIGHTS FANTASTIC!
Meteor magic to blast across the sky
Worried Trump goes to war on Kamala
SHE LEADS BY 5PTS IN NEW POLL
Eating 60 mice tails ruined my gnashers!
MYLEENE'S BUSHTUCKER HELL
SUMMERWEEN
Craze sees Halloween come 3 months early
FILM LEGEND: WE CAN TALK TO DEAD PETS
GHOSTBUSTERS star Dan Aykroyd believes that people's pets become spirits when they die.
ATTACK OF THE KILLER MOZZIES
Spanish hotspot hit by paralysis cases
James: £1m coke and booze binge 'research'
GUZZLING WINE GOOD PRACTICE FOR MAKING IT
Em's pillow talk has golden touch
EMMA FINUCANE has been sleeping with her Olympic gold medal under the pillow \"like a gift for the tooth fairy\" - but she wants to finish Paris 2024 with a matching pair.
HIGH AS A KITE
Ellie strikes gold with moment of magic
FLOORED
Tebogo bugs Covid-hit Lyles
COMEDYGOLD
Henry's crazy gang gagging for glory
GO ON, MASON
Time to shine as United boss gives Mount a shot