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BRITS WINNING SUNBED WARS

Six in ten bag lounger by the pool

Vets call bailiffs in bills clawback

OWNERS DITCHING PETS AFTER OPS

EARMAGEDDON

Lughole fungi sparks 'Last Of Us' warning

Baby Reingear

MARTHA STYLE QUEEN

URI: ALIEN FURY OVER TARQUINS

Stonehenge attack huge insult to E.T

SCORE-CHIO!

AS LANDLORDS LOOK FORWARD TO BONANZA

Harry Kecknapp

FOOTIE LEGEND: I WORE SAME 'LUCKY PANTS' FOR 11 GAMES by

JAY DAD: I WANT MY BOY BACK

Family join hunt for teen

STAMP IT OUT

Racist abuse has to stop now - Rose

AIM FOR ARCHER

Jofra needs big Tests during summer

Open ended

WOODS TO FINISH YEAR IN UK

TV Burp Harry's warts & all debut

STAR'S LOO TRAUMA

A.I. could give us a woof idea BARKING DECODED

THE latest Artificial Intelligence breakthrough is truly barking... it could work out what dogs say.

KNOCK IT OFF!

RANDY Brits are being disturbed mid-bonk by delivery drivers.

GHOST BUSTED

Download spooks rock out to boy band

LYNX EFFECT

1,000 big cats roaming wild throughout Britain

WE ALL ADORED OUR SUPER-KEV

Loving tributes as footie hero dies aged 54

KATE'S A TROOPER

Brave princess smiles on return

CARRYON UP THE INNUENDO

Bawdy Brit films in line for a reboot

Serbs' top mentalist says we'll lift trophy

SERBIA will get thumped by England today - according to the country's top psychic who claims to be a relative of Nostradamus.

Rolling stoned

KEITH WOKE IN DIFFERENT COUNTRY IN EPIC BENDER

STARMER: I WON'T TAX YOUR HOME

Keir slams 'desperate' claim

Old pal Gareth's boys will Dazzle!

DARREN ANDERTON knows what it’s like to come close to European Championship glory.

Proudest moment for City boy Tom

TOMMY CONWAY made sure to see the look on his parents’ faces as he prepared to make his Scotland debut.

Vardy still has what it takes to hit the big time

PREMIER LEAGUE winner Danny Simpson has no doubts Jamie Vardy can STILL cut the mustard for Leicester in the top flight.

I'M HALF WOMAN I WAS..

Jen's a super-slimmer

Kids: Only Fools wear Del 'bling'

TACKY JEWELLERY GIVEN BOOT BY YOUTH

Line of jury Duty

STAR WAS CALLED UP TO COURT

BACK IN BUSINESS

Albert tips Red Devils to shake off former pressures

FOR GOD'S SAKE BEHAVE YOURSELVES

A message to England fans in Germany..