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HOLLY:I keep quiet to avoid flakes' fury

SHE FEARS ‘CANCEL CULTURE’

Dodgy DVDs gone with the re-wind!

I WAS paying for petrol yesterday and looked around only to realise they no longer sell those DVDs of films that never made it into the cinemas.

Jack band aid..

FOOTIE ACE COULD NET FORTUNE IN HAIR DEAL

WHO DARES SWIMS

Gun works underwater

Tross & dross

DEJECTED KLOPP RUES COMEBACK

TILLY: I WEAR WHAT I LIKE.. AND TO HELL WITH TROLLS

‘Chubby’ row Strictly star’s vow

Stath's letting show fall flat

STATH in Stath Lets Flats is like a cross between Mr Bean and Nellie Pledge.

DANGER MOUSE: MY CAREER HIGH POINT

Only Fools hero David says cartoon gave him more joy than Del Boy

SAS FERNE SET TO EARN HER STRIPES

Star up for Who Dares Wins challenge

NOW BEES ARE SOCIAL DISTANCING

BEES are using social distancing to prevent their colonies being ravaged by a virus-spreading parasite.

HOMES HIT BY £2K TAX BILL

Struggling families clobbered

BOZO MAXIMUS

We’re 5-1 down in fight to save planet, says PM

A note to Zoom it may concern

TOMORROW being November 1 is supposedly the day when many of us will be returning to the workplace for the first time in more than 20 months.

‘GHOST GUN' TERROR FEAR

Al-Qaida promote DIY weapons

WONDERWAIL

Liam’s fury after Vic wallops him at arm wrestling

SWINDON A ROUND ABOUT TOURIST HIT

Drivers flock to ‘magic’ traffic junction

Sandworm turns

DUNE Cert 12A In cinemas now

Bozo: Don't panic! Scientists: Panic!

PM AND PROF CLASH OVER LOCKDOWN

‘WE FOUND UK'S SPOOKIEST DOLL'

Scary Mary gives ghostbusters willies

SONIC DRIVES LAGS BACK IN TIME

PRISONERS have been given “ancient” Sega Mega Drives to keep them entertained in their cells.

MURPHY COY AFTER CROWNING

OISIN MURPHY refused to discuss his alleged fight in a Newmarket pub last Thursday after being crowned champion Flat jockey for the third successive time at Ascot yesterday.

SARGENT FIRES DUDS

Canary’s sick as a parrot

BRO SHOW FOR RALPH

Armando proves worth

Engine revolution

Mazda3 game-changer with e-Skyactiv X tech

Get Set For Ho-Ho-Hot Christmas

Bookies predict a scorcher

BRAVE PICK

Game on for Nicholls in Devon

We're barking mad about snappy pups

SAY cheese! Or maybe these days we’re swapping cheese for beef and catnip.

Cup keeps my pup up!

THE owner of one of the UK’s oldest Great Danes has revealed the secret to his long life – a cup of tea and a bowl of Crunchy Nut cornflakes.

Trucking expensive

£1,400.. JUST FOR A MODEL

BOOBY PRIZE

‘I had implants taken out and all of my MS symptoms vanished’