Does Santa need a reset starting with his diet?
The Herald|December 18, 2024
DOUBLE TROUBLE FOR A FIRST TIME DAD OF TWINS
RICHARD IRVINE

“Breakfast with Santa this morning,” I said to Emma, as we wandered to school.

“He’s a bit scary”, Emma replied, before adding, “and his voice is too loud”.

From here we went a little darker, as Emma asked what would happen if Father Christmas died because he’s very old and overweight.

While I was impressed she’d made the link between obesity and a shorter lifespan, I felt this was all too much for a little girl at Christmas.

She’s supposed to enjoy the magic, rather than be pondering the mortality of the man in charge of it all, and it helped remind me, we’d always had a problem with Santa.

The first time they saw a laughing man with a beard beckoning them to come and sit on his knee, both Emma and Thomas leapt behind me, occasionally peeking out when the ho-ho-hoing died off.

هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة December 18, 2024 من The Herald.

ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.

هذه القصة مأخوذة من طبعة December 18, 2024 من The Herald.

ابدأ النسخة التجريبية المجانية من Magzter GOLD لمدة 7 أيام للوصول إلى آلاف القصص المتميزة المنسقة وأكثر من 9,000 مجلة وصحيفة.

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