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HALLE LOVER'S FIGHTING MAD OVER BEAUTY'S CUSTODY BRAWL

CATWOMAN Halle Berry is hissing mad over her contentious custody war with ex-husband Olivier Martinez — and the Oscar winner’s protective beau, Van Hunt, is itching to come out swinging in her defense, sources dish.

LIONEL HAS NEW IDOL JUDGE CARRIE'S BACK!

GOLDEN-VOICED Carrie Underwood — who sang her way to stardom on American Idol — is returning as a judge and fellow mentor Lionel Richie is cheering her new gig, saying, “It makes a lot of sense.”

FEMALE MAYOR RAPE CHARGES!

Logging town boss busted for hanky-panky with juveniles

TOM CRUISE'S WILD HAIR OBSESSION!

Has a special crew just to manage mane

J.LO FEELS BAD FOR SAD SACK BEN!

Pathetic midlife crisis makes her pity the fool

COSTNER MOPING OVER BETRAYAL!

Ex-wife & old pal consider wedding

JANET JACKSON LURED BY WAGES OF SIN CITY!

Blows off London residency for huge Las Vegas payday

WHY MEGHAN WON'T GO BACK TO BRITAIN

SCHEMING Duchess Meghan may NEVER have to step on British soil again, as sources say her henpecked husband, Prince Harry, is now convinced it could be too dangerous for her!

SOAPER GETS PROBATION IN DUI WRECK

SOAP starlet Haley Pullos — a longtime cast member of General Hospital — was sentenced to time served and five years’ probation after pleading guilty to felony drunken driving following a wrong-way freeway smashup in L.A.

TOTALLY SCREWED!

Mom jailed for driving rivet into kid's butt

R. KELLY TRYING TO WORM THROUGH LEGAL LOOPHOLE

SLEAZEBALL R. Kelly believes he got a bad rap — he’s asking the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn his convictions for possession of child porn and grooming minors to become his sex slaves because he thinks he successfully ran out the clock on those charges!

SCIENTISTS SOLVE HOW PYRAMIDS WERE BUILT!

INGENIOUS ancient Egyptian engineers harnessed the power of water to help build the pyramids, scientists now believe! Researchers recently discovered a complex system of dams and channels near the famed Step Pyramid that may have been used to erect the stunning structures.

WHY AUSTIN IS A UFO HOTSPOT!

A SUDDEN surge of UFO sightings in the skies above Austin, Texas, may be due to the growing accumulation of satellites orbiting Earth — or maybe something else!

SAVAGE SHARK ATTACK CAUGHT ON CAMERA!

Surfer fights for life after losing his leg

SALLY JESSY: WHY I WAS CANCELED!

Legendary TV talker breaks long silence

FULL BLOOM SEX HAS KATY SMILING

Orlando's secret therapy as Perry's career hits rocks

REESE PLAYING DOUBLE-DATE CUPID FOR JEN

CUTIE-PIE Reese Witherspoon has snagged a mega-wealthy new beau on the dating-goround, and now insiders say she plans to snap The Morning Show co-star Jennifer Aniston out of her singlegirl rut by double dating.

ANCIENT ROD, 79, LOSES HIS MOJO!

AGING Rod Stewart’s raging lust is petering out, and insiders tattle the Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? singer has gone from being one of the planet’s biggest horndogs to a pooped duffer.

BRAVE BRUCE IS CHEATING DEATH!

Lifestyle overhaul after health disasters pile-up

SHE WUZ ROBBED!

Olympic bungle has tennis queen Coco in tears

COMICS TURN BACKS ON OSCAR!

Reject hosting no-win awards

REAL-LIFE MOBY DICK SMASHES FISHING BOAT

Anglers lucky to survive as expert claims giant whale wasn't really angry

CHER'S BITTER FEUD WITH STREISAND ERUPTS AGAIN!

Divas squaring off over memoir sales

LIVID WILLIAM'S OUT FOR BLOOD!

Fires Queen Camilla's sister as warning to royal rebels

J.LO WILL NEVER GO BACK TO BEN!

JILTED Jennifer Lopez forced smiles during a birthday trip to Europe and later at a big Hamptons bash, but insiders tattle she's finally accepted her marriage to sulky Ben Affleck is smashed beyond repair and is determined to make him pay big-time!

FLORIDA RIVER MONSTER: FACT OR FICTION?

Horned beast has been spotted for about 200 years

FREAKING DEMI MOORE'S OVER LOPSIDED BOOBS

Doc recommends another nip/tuck

LEAPIN' LIZARDS! DOUGLAS IN DIRE NEED OF NECK FIX

Saggy skin ruining matinee idol looks

NEEDY WYNONNA'S STUCK ON CACTUS!

Clingy behavior is wearing thin

ORANGE LOBSTER CHEATS DEATH!

Shipped to an eatery instead of aquarium