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CRUISE'S MANIC MISSION CONTROL!

Tom pulls out all the stops to top himself

TROUBLED DRAKE'S BALLOONING JAM!

FEARS for former child actor Drake Bell have gone through the roof after he was caught on camera sucking on a full balloon inside his car!

CYRUS SPLIT TAKES WRECKING BALL TO MILEY & SIBS

ACHY Breaky exes Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish are both now engaged to other people, but sources say their relentless backbiting and new romances have ignited a bitter family feud!

CHER'S HEARTBREAK!

Last-chance romance ends On nasty note

MARIAH'S SAGGY BOOBS BRINGING HER DOWN!

MANIC Mariah Carey was sent into a tailspin by recent photos that M captured her off-balanced bust and now the lopsided singer wants to right her rack, sources spill.

KIM'S CAT TRICK IS PAW-THETIC!

CALCULATING Kim Kardashian averted catastrophe by a whisker sources say she pounced back onto the ultra-exclusive Met Gala guest list by kissing up to the kitty of late designer Karl Lagerfeld, who was the official inspiration for this year's bash!

TYRANT TYRA'S MODEL REBOOT CRASHES & BURNS!

AFTER an unceremonious exit at Dancing with the Stars, toxic Tyra Banks hopes to reboot America’s Next Top Model, but sources say her Queen of Mean reputation is dashing the dream!

BOY BANDER COULD SPRING LYLE & ERIK!

Claims Menendez dad molested him at 14!

IT'S HUNG JURY OVER JUDGE JUDY JACKPOT

SHREWD Judge Judy Sheindlin is angling to regain her status as TV’s highest-paid woman by renewing her Judy Justice contract for a third season — but network bosses are pushing back hard, sources tell The National ENQUIRER.

AUSTIN AIN'T STUCK ON MARRIAGE

CUTIE Kaia Gerber is itching to get hitched — but the 21-year-old model is all shook up because busy beau Austin Butler has no interest in rushing down the aisle, sources dish.

NEW GOODFELLAS IN BRAZEN $15M AIRPORT HEIST!

Cunning crooks waltz off with Canadian gold

BITTER LEMON PLANS TO SQUEEZE OUT REVENGE TELL-ALL!

DISTRESSED Don Lemon is furious after being dumped by CNN without warning and is now plotting a poison pen tellall blasting cable network cronies who threw him under the bus, sources say!

GO FOX YOURSELF!

Fired Tucker puts on a happy face as career smolders

GAY KENNEDY HAVING TEST-TUBE BABY!

JFK granddaughter’s latest challenge to family legacy

BELAFONTE'S FORBIDDEN BROMANCE WITH FIDEL!

CALYPSO king Harry Belafonte helped break down racial barriers during his accomplished entertainment career — but sources say the civil rights activist went to his grave unrepentant about his unwavering support for murderous Cuban dictator Fidel Castro!

BOASTFUL BALDWIN SHOOTS MOUTH OFF!

Repulses Rust cast & crew as he dances free of charges

COREY’S BIG MOOBS TURN KRIS’ STOMACH!

Orders beau to get fit or get gone!

HURRICANE AL!

Roker turns into Category Four pain in the butt

HALLE’S BODY BOOTCAMP FOR SCARECROW ANGIE!

Helps skeletal siren put meat on her bones

STRANGER THINGS!

PENTAGON TELLS CONGRESS UFO INCIDENTS ARE HYSTERICAL BUNK

KELLY & MARK'S LIVE HOOKUP IS DEAD ON ARRIVAL!

TV train wreck triggers shock marriage crisis

CERVICAL CANCER ON RISE IN SENIORS!

AN ALARMING number of seniors are dying from cervical cancer — even though current recommendations suggest most women stop screening for the killer disease at age 65!

FREAKY FACTS ABOUT PUDDIN' HEAD RON!

FLORIDA Gov. Ron DeSantis has been outed by former congressional colleagues as a socially awkward loner who enjoys eating pudding with his fingers — which his rival Donald Trump turned into a devastating attack ad designed to derail his 2024 run for the White House!

WAS DOUGH-BOY JOE IN THE KNOW?

Black-sheep Biden bro squealed secrets in new family scandal

KATE MAKES MEGHAN PAY!

How sly princess hit Harry’s fame-hungry wife where it hurts

TEXAS TERROR ATTACK KILLS 18,000 COWS!

Putin spies devastate America's food supply

FOX ELECTION LIARS HUNTED DOWN!

$787M payout for false election claims breeds fear & panic at humiliated network

MEGHAN TRICKED INTO CORONATION NO-SHOW!

Cunning plot to get Harry alone & make him see reason

JAMIE FOXX LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!

Revived by docs in stroke drama

KELLY & MARK ARE SNORE LOSERS

Tacky team debuts in the dumpster